Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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