is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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