We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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