After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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