Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We just shotgunned beers for America
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
