It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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