i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
