Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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