I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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