Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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