p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
worst night to have a conscience
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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