Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
that is very illegal...i love you.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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