for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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