We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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