i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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