he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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