Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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