help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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