return my video game
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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