shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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