This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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