Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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