I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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