Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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