Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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