You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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