Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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