that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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