thus making me awesome and them whores
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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