Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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