Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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