guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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