kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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