so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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