I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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