I must be too annoying 4 u.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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