Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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