can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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