She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Someone shit on the floor
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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