I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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