Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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