Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my shit smells like andre
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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