I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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