She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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