I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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