I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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