i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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