I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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