toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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