i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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