"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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