dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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