To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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