'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sorry about my life...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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