Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cockslap morals
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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